birds etc..
our cousin gave my sister 2 pairs of love birds.. yah the blacksheep got some goddam lovebirds!
i think they gave us sick love birds though.. their not loud, their no fun.. i mean they should be chirping and all.. but they arent.. not even once did i hear them do any sound.. man are they weird.
i want them to make noise.. it makes you feel like your in a forest or something.. you know the way chickens make you feel like your in a goddam farm and all.. or the way aetas on the streets make you feel like your in the bondoks and like its the end of the world or something..
its inside the house though.. i mean the lovebirds. yah its inside coz you woudn't want those goddam pussy cats feasting on them do you?
there was this time we had like 6 white mice.. yah we did. weird family i know. i donnu who gave it to us but it was for my dad's goddam snake.. it was stupid.. coz those were so little.. how could the snake coil and squeeze their guts out? ive seen it squeeze the lifeforce out of rats that look like goddam cats and its so much fun.. its a nice sight. it really is.
goddam moron sunuvabitch!
yah we had mice.. and our goddam nieghbor's pussy ate our mice.. yup those bastards ate them all up.. no wonder i chase those pussies whenever i see them inside our gate.. bastards.. i even splash them with cold water.. throw stones at them.. i dont get tired of doing that coz they killed my 6 white mice.
and yah we have a snake.. its a goddam python i think.. and its flitty. he actually made friends with this rat.. weird to see them side by side.. that flit fell in love with that rat.. that rat must be ozing with all those irresistable love juice..
i like fish. my cousin has flower horns and arowanas.. but we dont have that kind of luck in keeping fish alive.. when we were kids.. 1 week and all those goldfish are gone.. goddam pet store selling us sick fish.. arghh.. those goddam sunuvabitch giving kids dying fish.
and once i ask my mom to buy me a crab.. you know those goddam crabs you see getting carried by those guys in streets like the taho man do.
the joy. im telling you i was happy as shit. i toyed with it then i droped it right on the fish tank.. it died.. i think it drowned. it killed me. it really did.
then once i got a hermit crab.. goddamit i love crabs. i was in elementary then.. there was so much fuzz about those hermit crabs sold at "funny" store.. so i bought one coz all the guys in my class had one.. damn i was so happy when i bought my first goddam hermit crab.. i got home played with it got a sustagen tin can filled it with sand.. then morning came.. i ran down the stairs to see how old crabby was doing.. i was ecstatic, my crabby gave birth..
wow.. it gave birth? you can imagine how naive a kid can be.. its funny. then i looked at it closer.. goddamit it came out of its freakin shell.. damn shit.. dead on the spot. it killed me.
my cousin also has a goddam philipine eagle.. i didn't see it though.. saw my blacksheep sister calling my attention telling me they have a fucking eagle.. wasn't so fond of my cousins.. so i just stayed seated waiting for my angpao. it must have been cool though.. the eagle.. they also have rabbits.. dogs.. and God knows what else they have!
my other cousin has hamsters.. damn.. animals.. i mean wow animals.. not calling my cousins animals although they can be some pain in the ass sometimes..
and..
damn those petshops..
curses!
i think they gave us sick love birds though.. their not loud, their no fun.. i mean they should be chirping and all.. but they arent.. not even once did i hear them do any sound.. man are they weird.
i want them to make noise.. it makes you feel like your in a forest or something.. you know the way chickens make you feel like your in a goddam farm and all.. or the way aetas on the streets make you feel like your in the bondoks and like its the end of the world or something..
its inside the house though.. i mean the lovebirds. yah its inside coz you woudn't want those goddam pussy cats feasting on them do you?
there was this time we had like 6 white mice.. yah we did. weird family i know. i donnu who gave it to us but it was for my dad's goddam snake.. it was stupid.. coz those were so little.. how could the snake coil and squeeze their guts out? ive seen it squeeze the lifeforce out of rats that look like goddam cats and its so much fun.. its a nice sight. it really is.
goddam moron sunuvabitch!
yah we had mice.. and our goddam nieghbor's pussy ate our mice.. yup those bastards ate them all up.. no wonder i chase those pussies whenever i see them inside our gate.. bastards.. i even splash them with cold water.. throw stones at them.. i dont get tired of doing that coz they killed my 6 white mice.
and yah we have a snake.. its a goddam python i think.. and its flitty. he actually made friends with this rat.. weird to see them side by side.. that flit fell in love with that rat.. that rat must be ozing with all those irresistable love juice..
i like fish. my cousin has flower horns and arowanas.. but we dont have that kind of luck in keeping fish alive.. when we were kids.. 1 week and all those goldfish are gone.. goddam pet store selling us sick fish.. arghh.. those goddam sunuvabitch giving kids dying fish.
and once i ask my mom to buy me a crab.. you know those goddam crabs you see getting carried by those guys in streets like the taho man do.
the joy. im telling you i was happy as shit. i toyed with it then i droped it right on the fish tank.. it died.. i think it drowned. it killed me. it really did.
then once i got a hermit crab.. goddamit i love crabs. i was in elementary then.. there was so much fuzz about those hermit crabs sold at "funny" store.. so i bought one coz all the guys in my class had one.. damn i was so happy when i bought my first goddam hermit crab.. i got home played with it got a sustagen tin can filled it with sand.. then morning came.. i ran down the stairs to see how old crabby was doing.. i was ecstatic, my crabby gave birth..
wow.. it gave birth? you can imagine how naive a kid can be.. its funny. then i looked at it closer.. goddamit it came out of its freakin shell.. damn shit.. dead on the spot. it killed me.
my cousin also has a goddam philipine eagle.. i didn't see it though.. saw my blacksheep sister calling my attention telling me they have a fucking eagle.. wasn't so fond of my cousins.. so i just stayed seated waiting for my angpao. it must have been cool though.. the eagle.. they also have rabbits.. dogs.. and God knows what else they have!
my other cousin has hamsters.. damn.. animals.. i mean wow animals.. not calling my cousins animals although they can be some pain in the ass sometimes..
and..
damn those petshops..
curses!
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