goddamit!

i love this book "the catcher in the rye"

here are some lines.. or paragraphs.. or even pages of the book hehe!


"i was only thirteen, and they were going to have me PSYCHOanalyzed and all, because i broke all the windows in our garage. i dont blame them. i really dont. i slept at the garage the night he died, and i broke all the GODDAM windows with my fists, just for the hell of it. i even tried to break all the windows on the station wagon we had that summer, but my hand was already broken and everything by that time.
.....and i cant make a real fist anymore-not a tight one, i mean-but outside of that i dont care much. I mean im not going to be a GODDAM surgeon or a violinist or anything anyway." --he was 13 and he was completely insane!--


""you dont even now if her first name is jane or jean, ya GODDAM MORON!"
"now shut up, Holden, God damn it-im warning ya", he said. i really had him going. "if you dont shut up im gonna slam ya one."
"get your dirty stinking MORON knees off my chest."
"if i letcha up will you keep your mouth shut?"
i didnt even answer him.
he said it over again. "Holden. if i letcha up willya keep your mouth shut?"
"YES."
he got up off me, and i got up too. my chest hurt like hell from his dirty knees.
"you're a dirty stupid sonuvabitch of a MORON, i told him."
that got him mad... ..."Holden God damn it, im warning you, now. for the last time. if you dont keep your yap shut, im gonna-"
"why should i?" i said-i was practically yelling. "that's just the trouble with all you MORONS. you never want to discuss anything. thats the way you can always tell a MORON. they never want to discuss on anything intellige-"
then he really let go one at me, the next thing i knew i was on the GODDAM floor again.
.....i didnt even bother to get up. i just lay there on the floor for a while, and just kept calling him a MORON sonuvabitch. i was so mad, i was practically bawling.
"Listen. go wash your face", stradlater said. "yah hear me?"
i told him to go wash his own MORON face - which was a pretty childish thing to say, but i was mad as hell." --haha go wash your own moron face! what a line. (im not sure you get what im writing here but if you read the book you'll enjoy it, trust me coz i did.)--


""listen. whats the routine on joining the monastery?" i asked him. i was sort of toying with the idea of joining one. "do you have to be a Catholic and all?"
"certainly you have to be a Catholic. you bastard, did you wake me up just to ask me a dumb ques-"
"ahh. go back to sleep, im not gonna join one anyway. the kind of luck i have, ill probably join one with all the wrong kind of monks in it. all stupid bastards. or just bastards."
when i said that old ackley sat way the hell up in bed. "listen." he said. "i dont care what you say about me or anything, but if you start making cracks about my GODDAM religion, for Chrissake-"
"relax." i said. "nobody's making cracks on your GODDAM religion""


thats a lot of "GODDAM" in there.. and thus the title of this GODDAM post! :)
not finished with the GODDAM book yet..
and reading this post might not seem interesting and all..
but actually reading the book is different.. i found it funny..
or..
maybe i just have a GODDAM stupid sense of humor?