flying ipis
tanginang ipis yan! nakipagsagupaan sakin.. halos 30 min rin taguan bago ko napatay! d ko na kwento lahat ng detalye pero puta talaga yan ipis na yan.. un huling pagtutuus namin eh pumunta siya sa window den i was hitting the curtains with a belt..
on my left hand was a slipper and on my right was the belt.. after hitting the curtains several times it came out and was flying towards me.. the darn ipis was approaching.. then with lightning speed reflexes i whiped my trusti belt through the air! you can hear the intensity of how i whiped my belt the sound of it cutting thru..
thank God my belt was luckyly on collision course with that disgusting piece of crap!
he fell on top of a table.. i was striking like a fucking madman, desperate to destroy hell's little present for me.. then he fell to the ground.. i slammed my slippers at it..
then continued whacking it until all those goey stuff were flowing out of his little crispy body!
i hate ipis.. especially the ones that fly with no direction! they cant fly! its like their drunk or something.. they'll land anywhere they want its a good thing it didn't land on me.. i was shirtless that time imagine it crawling on your skin.. the disgust.. not to mention the terror! haha!
just now another one appeared.. its a good thing im not home alone anymore i have people here to help me fight the battle!
il admit, it freaked me out.. i was watching tv and when i watch tv i close all the lights so it was dark and the only light source was that of the tv.. then i saw something flying and the creepy sound of an ipis landing on stuff.. i quickly stood up and opened all the lights that i could open.. arghhhh.. "putang ina!" was the only words that came out while it was flying straight to my tummy..
now that its all over i feel so good to have slayed a flying ipis.. it only feels good when you get to kill them.. it sucks to have them escape and survive another fucking day..
something i would enjoy watching on tv is a program that shows mass killing of these pests.. i would love to see on tv (of course) how people would burn hundreds of these hell's shit.. or whack tens of tens of them.. or flood them with listerine in an aquarium.. that would be awesome!
yup you heard me right! use listerine! that's a home tip i got from katrina.. its obvious that she had had more experience in this kind of stuff.. the evil stuff that is.. she enjoys seeing creatures in pain as you can see.. sadista.. she came from the dark side hehe jk :) il use it next time! she came from the same bloodline of lapulapu.. she's savage so dont mess with her.. haha just kidding!
how i wished i had super powers.. like the power to stare at something then burn it.. just imagine a flying ipis crashing and burning.. isn't it great! wow.. how i wished i could do just that.. superman must have had no trouble burning ipis.. sigh.. i wished i was superman.. or the human torch.. or cyclops.. they're so lucky to have super powers!
on my left hand was a slipper and on my right was the belt.. after hitting the curtains several times it came out and was flying towards me.. the darn ipis was approaching.. then with lightning speed reflexes i whiped my trusti belt through the air! you can hear the intensity of how i whiped my belt the sound of it cutting thru..
thank God my belt was luckyly on collision course with that disgusting piece of crap!
he fell on top of a table.. i was striking like a fucking madman, desperate to destroy hell's little present for me.. then he fell to the ground.. i slammed my slippers at it..
then continued whacking it until all those goey stuff were flowing out of his little crispy body!
i hate ipis.. especially the ones that fly with no direction! they cant fly! its like their drunk or something.. they'll land anywhere they want its a good thing it didn't land on me.. i was shirtless that time imagine it crawling on your skin.. the disgust.. not to mention the terror! haha!
just now another one appeared.. its a good thing im not home alone anymore i have people here to help me fight the battle!
il admit, it freaked me out.. i was watching tv and when i watch tv i close all the lights so it was dark and the only light source was that of the tv.. then i saw something flying and the creepy sound of an ipis landing on stuff.. i quickly stood up and opened all the lights that i could open.. arghhhh.. "putang ina!" was the only words that came out while it was flying straight to my tummy..
now that its all over i feel so good to have slayed a flying ipis.. it only feels good when you get to kill them.. it sucks to have them escape and survive another fucking day..
something i would enjoy watching on tv is a program that shows mass killing of these pests.. i would love to see on tv (of course) how people would burn hundreds of these hell's shit.. or whack tens of tens of them.. or flood them with listerine in an aquarium.. that would be awesome!
yup you heard me right! use listerine! that's a home tip i got from katrina.. its obvious that she had had more experience in this kind of stuff.. the evil stuff that is.. she enjoys seeing creatures in pain as you can see.. sadista.. she came from the dark side hehe jk :) il use it next time! she came from the same bloodline of lapulapu.. she's savage so dont mess with her.. haha just kidding!
how i wished i had super powers.. like the power to stare at something then burn it.. just imagine a flying ipis crashing and burning.. isn't it great! wow.. how i wished i could do just that.. superman must have had no trouble burning ipis.. sigh.. i wished i was superman.. or the human torch.. or cyclops.. they're so lucky to have super powers!
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