Wednesday, July 09, 2008

tsk tsk tsk!

i watched a part of the tyra banks show.. i only stopped at the channel for a moment because her guess was janet jackson.
and i think they were talking about choreography that tyra really liked.
and she told her about this choreo, and asked janet jackson to squat down..
at this point i was thinking "can she do that to janet jackson?"
and well janet jackson was a good sport so she did squat down and tyra banks started like hitting her head from side to side..
and i thought "who the fuck does tyra think she is?"

she can't do that to janet jackson.

tyra. you shouldn't do such crazy things just to make the show interesting. it's all about the content tyra, you should talk to your writers for better material.
and also, you are not ellen degeneres.. maybe ellen can do that sort of thing with janet jackson but not you tyra.. you have a long long way to go.
ellen degeneres:tyra banks is to champagne:tap water

tyra, you just can't do that to janet jackson.
janet jackson;tyra banks is to gold;tin.

and also, janet jackson wasn't digging your cheap gimmickry. i saw it on her face.
seriously tyra, you should watch the tape again. i don't think she liked that too much.

she did tell you to not be too rough, right?

i actually like the chelsy lately show more.. a lot more.
but i do like the tyra banks show a whole lot more than jay leno's show.
i mean, that show is pathetic.
seriously, i don't get the jay leno show or whatever his show is named.
jay leno is ugly and not funny.
how could you be both at the same time and have a talk show?

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now i really like late night with conan o'brien. he is funny.
he cracks me up.. his face, his jokes, his lines. and he delivers really well.
i also like ellen degeneres.. i think she's funny too.
well except for that episode were she cried for a dog. i thought that was one hell of a cheap-ass gimmickry. i thought that episode was all too phony.

this past few months, i also found myself watching the oprah show.. hmmmm.. the show is very informative.
i especially like the episodes with dr. oz.

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to tyra banks,

you are not all that so don't get all that comfy with superstars.
it just doesn't seem right period. . .

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speaking of tv shows.
i like this show the big bang theory, it's about the life of this 4 dorks.
there was this episode were sheldon and leonard were kinda arguing.

sheldon (with his hands on the sides his forehead, focusing on leonard) said something like "i'm gonna blow your head with my mind!"
leonard: "you can't blow my head with your mind."
sheldon: "then i'll just send an aneurism." (with hands still at the sides of his forehead. imagine krillin of dragon ball using that technique that blinds people.)
this dialogue and the way they looked really made me laugh because they were so dorky and cool.
yes i just said they were cool. you just want to be friends with these dorks.
i am not gonna say that i am a dork. (because that would be the phoniest thing that i could say to sound cool.)
first because i don't think i am.
second, gasgas na kasi ang linyang "i'm a dork" para lang magmuka kang cool.
kasi sa panahon ngayon minsan cool na rin pag dork ka. at talagang madalas ko na marinig yan, lalo na mga celebrities local at foreign.
just to sound cool you say your a dork? gimme a break phony bastard. (of course not all people are fake like that, their are exceptions.. peace.)

now that i read what i just wrote above.. it does not seem very funny..
well, you'll just have to watch the show then.
trust me you'll like it.

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p.s. now that i think of it. since when did being a dork became cool?
it must be just me thinking that. i guess seeing hollywood celebs say that they are kinda dorky made me think being dorky is kinda cool. again it most probably is just me. it's all in the mind. all in my mind and my sad twisted existence. sigh.

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